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  1. October 8, 2016 12:13 pm

    Aerial Pass Goal


    ^^^^Context. We were up by two, but they tied the game in a crazy sequence of goals in the last ~20 seconds.


  2. October 8, 2016 7:05 pm


    I love all three of those goals. Two observations. You are rockin’ the pigeon, and that pigeon was all F-14 acrobatic air show. Second, it was so appropriate that you dribbled the buzzer beater in with a hacky sack Topper.


  3. October 19, 2016 8:28 am

    In-depth kickoff and half-flip tutorials:

  4. October 29, 2016 2:12 am

    Because I know Blank loves these. ❀

    Epic Team Plays with Z0S

    • Herandar permalink
      October 29, 2016 10:07 am

      I am so confused, because your car is red and white, yet you are on the blue team…

    • October 30, 2016 1:29 pm


  5. November 4, 2016 5:59 am

    Apparently, Zos has been unable to view videos in my feed so here are two that I have wanted him to watch for a long time.

    Learning To Fly (59 sec)

    Stevie Wonder (23 sec)

    And an old one that he has seen, I think. Calculated (20 sec), and one more recent, but silly, Opening The Trench Coat (28 sec).

    And Cornie made Superstar in Duel tonight. Serious Props, buddy!

    • December 2, 2016 1:49 am

      Absolutely epic!

    • December 2, 2016 1:58 am

      Hahaha! Thanks, “Dad”!

      :: rushes back out onto the field, dreamin’ of Z0S0, Taifu, rEDChief, and the one who started it all, Herandar! ::

    • December 6, 2016 1:40 pm

      The most impressive part is that this was all from one match-up (the final). I actually caught it accidentally live on twitch.

  6. December 8, 2016 7:31 am

    Thanks to Zos I got the Heatwave decal tonight (double Touch)!

  7. December 9, 2016 8:52 am

    The Rocket League Season 2 Finals are up!

  8. December 16, 2016 11:35 am

    I got Champion in Duel tonight!

    Get Sukt 1, 2, 3

  9. December 28, 2016 8:12 am

    Zos, I did some work tonight but I really need help soon!!! Here are some highlights:

    Get Sukt 4, 5

  10. January 13, 2017 6:29 am

    You know what this means Zos…

  11. January 19, 2017 8:00 pm

    Psyonix has made a new RL post regarding Season 4 (April).

    I played some games with Cornie last night. We won most of them. We were in sync with our rotations and it was a lot of fun. He has raised his game to a new plateau. He predicts the ball better and the handling of the car is now becoming like a second skin to him, like a glove. If he has boost, he can do basically whatever he needs to, including hitting the ball while flying upside down. Of course, missing and mistakes still happen, but there was a breakthrough, I think. As for our rotations, I think he trusted me more. I still whiffed a lot which cost us goals on both sides, but since he wasn’t always trying to cover the whole field, I was able to get some hits in. I definitely played the best that I have ever played.

    Anyway, I had to document the change. Cornie is now starting to genuinely play like the car is a part of himself.

  12. May 17, 2017 10:05 am

    I was down 4 goals with only 1:22 on the clock. I felt defeated. I felt hopeless. Then suddenly I remembered Herandar’s comeback. I remembered that anything is possible. This one is for you Herandar. I wouldn’t have gotten the win without your inspiration.

    • RoBBins permalink*
      May 17, 2017 12:16 pm

      This makes me not even want to try and get good. That was disgustingly beautiful. Well done, Cornie.

    • May 17, 2017 8:18 pm

      Nice comeback!

      RoBBins, you should get into it. You would pick it up very quickly so that you could enjoy yourself, and ALL your gaming skills would come into play. There is no ceiling for this game. It is like any skill/art/activity that takes a lifetime to master. With each new skill plateau, there is an incredible feeling of growth and accomplishment. Also, because so much of being skilled at the game relies on things other than button pressing (judging the ball, speed, play), what a gamer might lose in quickness over decades of aging, is more than made up for in mental awareness, knowledge and intelligence. Having said that, being able to make “headshots” is greatly rewarded because you do need to hit a moving ball at very high speed. I miss all the time. You wouldn’t. So, as I said, it would bring all your talent/giftedness into play. And I can very easily see most of us still playing this 10 years from now. It will always be a go-to game.

    • Blankman permalink*
      May 17, 2017 9:08 pm

      Now that Suns has finished polishing your nuts, are you going to get RL, RoBBins? Oh man, I just couldn’t resist trolling my boy, Suns! πŸ˜‚

    • May 17, 2017 9:59 pm

      LMAO! After reading that, RoBBins is walking around and all the girls are

      Funny thing is, I knew it was over the top, but even at that I was holding back. I felt like there was so much more to say. Hey, if you are reading me Kenny, you can troll me as much as you want! It’s worth it! πŸ˜€

    • Blankman permalink*
      May 17, 2017 10:33 pm

      “Don’t call it a comeback.”- LL Cool J

      Respect, Cornie. ‘Nuff said.

    • Herandar permalink
      May 19, 2017 8:36 am

      Brilliant, Cornie.

      In lesser mortals news, I finally made Silver last night in Standard. Doubles seems to be bugged this season for myself and LabRat, in that no matter how many wins we have, we’ve never been promoted to Bronze I Division II. One night we had five forfeits to us, and yet we’re still on the lowest rung of the ladder. Bottom-feeding the US East Doubles scene all season.

    • May 20, 2017 1:18 am

      Thank you, Herandar!

      Congrats on Silver! That’s really weird about Doubles. In the meantime though, you might as well enjoy all the wins! πŸ™‚

  13. June 16, 2017 4:39 pm

    Pure genius! You don’t even get to choose which car you are buying!

    “…with each Battle-Car hidden inside a replica of our in-game ball.”

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