Bro-speak: Facebook Terms of Service
This could be the first time I have read the “Terms of Service” for any registration. It is very hard to stop once you start. Here are a couple of snippets:
2. Sharing your Content and Information
1. Good news! Everything you put on Facebook is yours. Seriously, we would never steal it from you, because that would be a dick move. You have complete control over your own shit in the settings. Uh, except for a few things:
2. For things covered by intellectual property law, (which is, I mean, just minor shit like your pictures and videos; whatever, amirite?) you grant us license to use it literally however the fuck we want for as long as it’s up. Seriously, we can blow up your pictures and Photoshop in sombreros and dicks and then put them up on billboards in Asia if we want. Also, we can let our friends use your shit however they want. But! Once you delete your shit, then we’ll all stop using it. Unless, of course, your friends also have it up.
I also came across a Brospeak translator for those of you who might want to do some of your own work.